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?Are you ready, kids-

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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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.I can't hear you-

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.KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain

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Oh, [SINGING] who lives in-
?a pineapple under the sea

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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Absorbent
.and yellow and porous is he

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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] If nautical
.nonsense be something you wish

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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

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CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Then drop on
.the deck and flop like a fish

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.KIDS: Spongebob Squarepants

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?CAPTAIN: [SINGING] Ready

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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.Spongebob Squarepants

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!Ha

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!Ha

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!Ha

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!Ha

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!Ha

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!Ha

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!Ha

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[WAVE SOUNDS]

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[SEAGULLS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BUBBLE SOUNDS]

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?Patrick-

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?Patrick

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?Oh, Patrick

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Are you ready to
?go jelly fishing

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[MUSIC]

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.Oh, boy, am I-

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.Here's your net-

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.Well, come on, Patrick

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The jellyfish don't
.catch them themselves

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First I have to put-
.away my secret box

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?Secret box-

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You never told me
.about your secret box

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.Hey, hands off peepin' Bob-

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.This here is my secret box

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Besides, if I showed
,you what was inside

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.it wouldn't be a secret anymore

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.Duh

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Doh, Spongebob, if only you
,could see inside my secret box

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.it would change your life

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.It's OK, Patrick-

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.I know all about secrets

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?You do-

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.I've got a gazillion secrets-

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?Like what-

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Well, it's no secret that-
the best thing about a secret

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is secretly telling someone your
secret thereby secretly adding

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another secret to their
--secret collection of secrets

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.secretly

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You want to hear
?one of my secrets

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?Do I-

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.Uh, let's see-

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Did you know you're
?my best friend

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.No way-

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.Let's hear another one

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OK, uh, secretly I'm-
.a little bit naive

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!Wow-

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I'll never look at you the
.same way again, Spongebob

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.Gosh

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.Tell me some more secrets

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.OK-

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I love my job at
.the Krusty Krab

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.I sleep with my shoes on

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I like jelly on both
.sides of my toast

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I've got an overdue
.library book

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I think jelly fishing
and bubble blowing

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are the-- I've never
.been late for work

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I've said the word
.fancy in conversation

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I like to dance to loading
.zone announcements

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I still don't have
.my driver's licence

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.I'm a little on the short side

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And I'm wearing three pairs
.of underwear right now

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.Gasp-

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.I never would have guessed

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Now will you show me what's-
?inside your secret box

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.No, Spongebob-

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.It's for me to know

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.And for you to never find out

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You may be an open
.book, Spongebob

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But I'm a bit more
.complicated than that

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The inner machinations
.of my mind are an enigma

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[MUSIC]

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?Oh, yeah-

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Well, I got plenty
.of secret stuff too

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.Uh, I've got my secret socks on

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.And my secret Gary's bowl

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My secret TV and my
.secret TV channel

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[BEEP]

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What do you think of
?that that, Patrick

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?Patrick

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Maybe if you saw-
,what was inside

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you'd know why it
.has to be secret

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Inside this very box
is the most secrety

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.secret in all of secretdom

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.And I am its sole witness

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.It's a heavy burden, Spongebob

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But nobody must know
.the mystery of the box

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!Nobody

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.Not even Squidward's house

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.It's a full-time job

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.I'm constantly on the alert

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You never know when
--someone's going to, oh

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[BOING]

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!Spongebob

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?What do you think you're doing

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.That's my secret box

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.Now, hand it over

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But Patrick, I must-
.know the secret

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,For the last time-
.Spongebob, no

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.Come on, just a peek-

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!Never-

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!Oh-

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.So it's come to this-

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And to think we joined the
.best friends forever club

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[MUSIC]

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Listen up, Spongebob-
,secret stealer" Pants"

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if you ever come near
,my secret box again

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.we won't be friends anymore

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But we are supposed-
.to be friends forever

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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.I feel so filthy-

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I have soiled our
.friendship garden

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.I just couldn't help myself

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.I know it's your secret

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.I promise to respect that

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Oh, please forgive
.me, Patrick, please

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Well, I guess it's-
.not all your fault

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After all, this is a
.pretty great secret

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I mean, how could you resist the
greatest secret ever-- the most

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amazing, mysterious, powerful
?secret in all of Bikini Bottom

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?So what do you say, buddy-

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?Friends

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.Friends-

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[BUBBLE SOUND]

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What could be in that box that-
?Patrick doesn't want me to see

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Maybe it's the world's
.only albino jellyfish

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Or maybe Patrick's a
.master jewel thief

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.And it's full of diamonds

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Or maybe Patrick's
a deranged maniac

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who keeps his victim's
.severed heads in a box

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Or even worse, maybe it's
an embarrassing snapshot

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.of me from a Christmas party

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[SCREAM]

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I've got to find out
.what's in that secret box

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.I'm not going to rest till I do

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.That's it

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How do you look
?into a secret box

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.Secretly, of course

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I'll just take the box while
Patrick's sleeping, look

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inside, and before Patrick
,even has time to notice

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.I'll slide it back

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.Patrick won't know

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And I'll have my
.own little secret

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?Good idea, eh, Gary

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.Mmm, no-

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?Oh, what do you know-

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.You're a snail

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SNORING]

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.Cecil dressing-

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[SNORING]

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?Who is

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.Oh, oh

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[CRACKING SOUND]

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.Secret

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.I've got to be more quiet-

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.I don't want wake Patrick up

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[SLIDING SOUND]

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[CRASH]

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.Oh, oh

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.SNORING] Doh]

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.Oooh, da

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.Mmm

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!CRASH] Doh]

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?Who's that

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.Oh, eh, oh

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!BREAKING GLASS] Hey]

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?Lilla, hoozum

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[SNORING]

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[BOMB SOUND]

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[BOOM]

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.Mmm, water

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[SNORING] [CRASH]

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[MACHINE GUN SOUND]

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[ELEPHANT SOUND]

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[RACE CAR SOUND] [CRASH]

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.SNORING] Good old secret box]

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.Let's see what's inside

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.Nighty night boxy

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[SNORING] [BOING]

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[CRASH]

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[ANIMAL SOUNDS]

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[CRASH] [BREAKING GLASS]
[DIVE BOMB SOUND] [BOOM]

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00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:04,800
[SNORING]

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00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,180
Gee, Patrick sure-
.is a heavy sleeper

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!Oh-

205
00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,580
?Who said that

206
00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:09,420
?Who's there

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.Uh-

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.It's the clam burglar-

209
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.And he's stealing my secret box

210
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Hand over the goods
.secret box bandit

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And prepare for
the most unpleasant

212
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!pillow fight of your life

213
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!Wait, wait, wait, Patrick-

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!Stop

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.It's me

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.Spongebob

217
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,360
.Nice try, burglar-

218
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.But Spongebob's my best friend

219
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.And he'd never steal from me

220
00:10:32,990 --> 00:10:34,580
.No, really, Patrick-

221
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.Look

222
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.Oh-

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SINGING] It's the]--
,best friends forever

224
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.best friends forever, ring

225
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!Our friendship ring-

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.It is you

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?SOBBING) How could you do this)

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If it makes you-
,feel any better

229
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.I haven't looked inside

230
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,450
.That's it Spongebob-

231
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.You have crossed the line

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As of right now, this
!friendship is over

233
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,460
?Really-

234
00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,090
Nah, you can look inside-
.if you really want to

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.OK-

236
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,540
Oh, this is one of the most
.exciting moments of my life

237
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.Well, here it goes

238
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[MUSIC PLAYING]

239
00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,070
?Huh

240
00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:17,960
?Well-

241
00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,130
?Didn't I tell ya

242
00:11:20,130 --> 00:11:22,340
?Isn't it great

243
00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:24,650
.It's just a string-

244
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!A secret string-

245
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.Boy, when you're right-

246
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.You're right

247
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That's some secret
.box you got there

248
00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:33,970
Yeah, thanks for
.showing me that

249
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.Well, good night, Patrick

250
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,860
.See you tomorrow

251
00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:39,050
.Good night, Spongebob-

252
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.I should have known-

253
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It was just a piece
.of string all along

254
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.Wait till I tell Gary

255
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:59,400
LAUGHING] Good]
thing you didn't pull

256
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the secret string opening
the secret compartment

257
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:06,290
.of my secret box

258
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,140
Really, what an
embarrassing snapshot

259
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:12,730
of Spongebob at that
.Christmas party

260
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:17,680
LAUGHS] Merry]
!Christmas, Spongebob

261
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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[BUBBLE SOUNDS]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[DOORBELL]

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Yeah, uh, we're with the-
.pet hospital down the street

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And I understand you have a
.dying animal on the premises

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[PHONE RINGING]

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?Hello-

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You've reached the house
.of unrecognised talent

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--Please start after the

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00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,460
[HORN SOUND]

272
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,210
Sounds as though-
you've got a dying

273
00:12:56,210 --> 00:13:00,340
animal to attend
?to, eh, old chum

274
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:03,880
Squilliam Fancyson-
?from band class

275
00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:07,460
I hear you're playing-
--the cash register now

276
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:08,530
.Sometimes-

277
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:11,680
?Uh, how's the unibrow

278
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,300
.It's big and valuable-

279
00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:17,410
I'm the leader of a
.big, fancy band now

280
00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:21,770
And we're supposed to play
.the Bubble Bowl next week

281
00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,300
?The Bubba Bowl , the Bubba-

282
00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,260
?The Bubba

283
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,480
.That's right-

284
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,020
I'm living your
.dream, Squidward

285
00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:32,010
The problem is I'm busy
.next week and can't make it

286
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:35,930
So I was hoping you and your
.band could cover for us

287
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:38,570
--Oh, I-- I-- I-- I, uh-

288
00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,720
.I knew it-

289
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,950
.You don't even have a band

290
00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:46,170
Well, I'll just let you get back
.to the service industry now

291
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,690
!Hold it-

292
00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:51,870
It just so happens that
.I don't sell fast food

293
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:54,010
.I do have a band

294
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:56,740
And we're gonna play
.that Bubble Bowl

295
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:59,700
?How do you like that, fancy boy

296
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,760
.Good luck next Tuesday-

297
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,240
I hope the audience
.brings lots of ibuprofen

298
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,460
I've got to drum up-
.a marching band fast

299
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:16,030
.Drum, ha, ha, band humour

300
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:19,650
Looking to add fulfilment"-
".to your dull, dull life

301
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,310
Then become part of"-
the greatest musical

302
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:25,300
sensation ever to
".hit Bikini Bottom

303
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,140
And be forever"-
adored by thousands

304
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,660
".of people you don't know

305
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,670
Not to mention"-
".free refreshments

306
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:38,610
Practise begins"-
".tonight-- 8:30 sharp

307
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,100
Stupid music rental-
.clerk made me late

308
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,050
That trilobite didn't know
.an oboe from an elbow

309
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:47,470
,Hmm, elbow, hmm
.more band humour

310
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,410
[CROWD CHATTER]

311
00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:52,860
.Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-

312
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,510
.People, people, settle down-

313
00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,990
OK now, how many
of you have played

314
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,640
?musical instruments before

315
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,710
Do instruments-
?of torture count

316
00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:02,410
.No-

317
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:05,160
?Is mayonnaise an instrument-

318
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,220
No, Patrick, mayonnaise-
.is not an instrument

319
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:12,110
Horseradish is not
.an instrument either

320
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:12,900
.That's fine

321
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,960
.No one has any experience

322
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:20,060
Fortunately, I have enough
--talent for all of you

323
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,280
.ha, ha-- all of you

324
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:23,980
.Yeah

325
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,230
?When do we get the free food-

326
00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,630
.OK, try to to repeat after me-

327
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:35,640
[CLARINET SOUND]
.Brass section-- go

328
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,090
[HORNS PLAYING]

329
00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:38,930
.Now the wind

330
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:41,010
[HORNS PLAYING]

331
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,350
And the drums

332
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,550
[SPLAT]

333
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,380
[RICHOCHET]

334
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,210
SARCASTIC) Too bad)
.that didn't kill me

335
00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:51,700
Let's just try
.stepping in rhythm

336
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,310
Now, I want everyone to stand
.in straight rows of five

337
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,750
Is this the part-
?where we start kicking

338
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,660
No, Spongebob, that's-
".A Chorus Line"

339
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:00,600
?Kicking-

340
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,300
.Oh, I want to do some kicking

341
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,240
!Oh

342
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,650
--Why you-

343
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,010
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]

344
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:12,750
!Oh-

345
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,240
!Ho, ho ho

346
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,290
Whoever is the owner
,of the white sedan

347
00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,200
.you left your lights on

348
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,390
[HORN PLAYING]

349
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:36,580
.ANNOUNCER: Day two

350
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,280
[WHISTLE]

351
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,770
.OK, that's perfect, everybody-

352
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,760
.Bubble Bowl here we come

353
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,750
Flag twirlers, really
.spin those thing

354
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,740
.OK, turn

355
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,730
.Flag twirlers, let's go

356
00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:50,720
.I want to see some spinning

357
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:51,720
!Flag twirlers, let's move

358
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,710
!Come on, move

359
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,200
[PLANE SOUNDS]

360
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,180
[CRASH]

361
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,670
[TAPS PLAYING]

362
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:09,130
.ANNOUNCER: Day three

363
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,250
How's that harmonica-
?solo coming, Plankton

364
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:12,800
.It's tremendous-

365
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,020
?You want to see

366
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,490
[PANTING]

367
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:18,200
[HARMONICA SOUND]

368
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,190
[PANTING]

369
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,880
[HARMONICA SOUND]

370
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,270
[PANTING SOUND]

371
00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:29,810
[HARMONICA SOUND]

372
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:32,570
[PANTING SOUND]

373
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,830
[SPLAT]

374
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:42,800
,Oh-

375
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,100
.ANNOUNCER: Day four

376
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,600
Well, this is our last night-
.together before the show

377
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:53,620
And I know that you haven't
.improved since we began

378
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,480
.But I have a theory

379
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,800
People talk loud when they
?want to act smart, right

380
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,730
!Correct-

381
00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:03,710
,So if we we play loud-
.people might think we're good

382
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,360
?Everybody ready

383
00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,980
,And the one, and the two
.and a one, two, three, four

384
00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,470
[AWFUL BAND SOUND]

385
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:17,780
.OK, new theory

386
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,890
Maybe we should place
.quietly no one can hear us

387
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:25,760
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound-
so bad if some people didn't

388
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,110
try to play with
.big, meaty claws

389
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:31,540
?What did you say, punk-

390
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,850
!Big, meaty claws-

391
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:38,100
Well, these claws ain't-
.for just attractin' mates

392
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,740
.Bring it on, old man-

393
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,650
!Bring it on

394
00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:41,920
.No, people-

395
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,670
.Let's be smart and bring it off

396
00:18:44,670 --> 00:18:48,270
Oh, so now the talking cheese-
.is going to preach to us

397
00:18:48,270 --> 00:18:49,200
!Wait, wait-

398
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,080
.I know

399
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,140
.Tensions are high

400
00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:55,130
[CRASH]

401
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,130
[CHATTER]

402
00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:00,610
There's a deposit on
.that equipment, people

403
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,600
[CHATTER]

404
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,090
[SCREECHING TIRES]
.CRASH] Settle down]

405
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:07,880
!Wait

406
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,580
!Ha ya-

407
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,180
.Hey, class is over-

408
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,360
.OK, see you tomorrow-

409
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,230
[CHATTER]

410
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,210
.Well, you did it-

411
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:33,540
You took my one
chance at happiness

412
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:39,370
and crushed it-- crushed it into
.little, tiny, bit-sized pieces

413
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:43,100
I really had expected
.better of you people

414
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,290
I guess I'm a
.loser for that too

415
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:49,120
Don't bother
.showing up tomorrow

416
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:53,920
I'll just tell them you all
.died in a marching accident

417
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,260
.So thanks-- thanks for nothing

418
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,590
.You're welcome-

419
00:19:58,590 --> 00:20:01,940
?What kind of monsters are we-

420
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:06,210
That poor creature came
.to us in his hour of need

421
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,770
.And we failed him

422
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:09,570
Squidward's always
been there for us

423
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,360
.when it was convenient for him

424
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,920
Evelyn, when your
little Jimmy was

425
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,800
,trapped in a fire
?who rescued him

426
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,840
.A fireman-

427
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,560
And Larry, when-
your heart gave out

428
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,400
from all those canning
?pills, who revived you

429
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,990
.Some guy in an ambulance-

430
00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,090
.Right-

431
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:27,400
So if we all could just pretend
that Squidward was a fireman

432
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,560
or some guy in an
ambulance, then I

433
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,820
am sure we could all pull
together and discover what it

434
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:37,230
truly means to be
.in a marching band

435
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:38,720
!Yeah, for the firemen-

436
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,450
!Yeah-

437
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:43,130
Now, let's make-
.Squidward proud

438
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:46,280
.A one, a two, a skilledilly doo

439
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,470
I knew this was-
.going to happen

440
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:51,720
They're just going to have
.to find another band to play

441
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,300
--I just hope that
.Squilliam doesn't find out

442
00:20:55,300 --> 00:21:00,120
[Squilliam! [SCREAMS
?What are you doing here

443
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,230
I just wanted to-
.watch you blow it

444
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:05,040
?So where's your band

445
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,510
.They couldn't come-

446
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:07,490
.They died

447
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,860
?Then who's that-

448
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:09,560
!Ah-

449
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,140
.That would be my band

450
00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,270
We're ready to-
.perform Squidward

451
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,620
,Well, Squiddy-
this is exactly how

452
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,460
.I pictured your band would look

453
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,060
.That's his eager face-

454
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,360
.Ha ha ha ha ha-

455
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,440
I guess this'll-
be the last time

456
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,240
.I can show my face in this town

457
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,690
.That's the spirit Squidward-

458
00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,150
.ANNOUNCER: OK, football fans

459
00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:43,560
Put your hands together for
.the Bikini Bottom Super Band

460
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,530
[CHEERS]

461
00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:51,950
Those are some-
.ugly looking fish

462
00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:54,350
Maybe we're near one of-
.those toxic waste dumps

463
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,140
.I think I'm going to be sick-

464
00:21:56,140 --> 00:22:04,860
OK, everybody, let's get this-
,over with-- one, two, three

465
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,330
.four

466
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:09,310
[BAND PLAYING]

467
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:31,670
.SINGING] The winner takes all]-

468
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:35,650
It's the thrill
.of one more kill

469
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:45,090
The last one to fall will
.never sacrifice their will

470
00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:49,570
Don't ever look back on
.the world closing in

471
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:54,540
The only attack on
.the wings of the wind

472
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:59,010
.Oh, the games will begin

473
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:07,460
,And it's sweet, sweet
.sweet victory, yeah

474
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:11,430
.And it's ours for the taking

475
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,930
.It's ours for the fight

476
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:23,860
,And it's sweet, sweet
.sweet, victory, yeah

477
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,840
.And the one who's last to fall

478
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:39,270
.Sweet, sweet, sweet victory

479
00:23:39,270 --> 00:23:43,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]